One way to gauge the popularity of this
Dance form is to post this in your Facebook
Wall: “It is grotesque.” Watch how fast you will
Lose half of your friends. That is how popular it is.
But I won’t say it is grotesque, for I value each of my
Virtual companions. No, I will only say that it is a very
Peculiar form of dance — one of the most bizarre
Ever invented by man. And I won’t even mention its name.